Let me explain...

Tots - incorrect really, I only have one, I'll write about him here.

Shots - I think I go out drinking about three times a year, I'll probably never write about that here.

Squats - I do actually do squats, with weights, and I get my husband to check you can't see my bum hole through my Capri tights... Pure class. I will write about this here, because I used to be fat as can be and everyone loves a weightloss blog eh? 

Culottes - never owned a pair. Ever. But wanted to allude to the fact that I will write about clothes.